The ad initially gave them little credence. The house, certainly run-down, but with enormous potential, is in the heart of
A small village in the southwest, for just one euro? They decided to take a chance, not really knowing what they were getting into.
When they arrived, reality hit them hard: cracked walls, collapsed roofs in some places, damp
A woman is lying in bed with her lover when she hears her husband arrive!
“Come on,” she said to him, “quickly, stand over there in the corner…”
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She quickly smears her beloved’s body with olive oil, sprinkles it with talcum powder, and says to him,
“Don’t move until I tell you. You’re a statue! I saw one just like it at the Durands’.”
Then the husband comes in and asks his wife:
– What is this…
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– This is a statue; the Durands put one in their room and I liked it so much that I bought one just like it.
And there was no more talk of the statue.
At 2 a.m., she was asleep and her husband was still watching TV. Suddenly, she got up, went to the kitchen, and made a sandwich…
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He grabs a can of beer and returns to his room. There, he approaches the statue and says,
“Here, eat and drink something! I’ve been sitting like an idiot in the Durands’ room for two days, without a glass of water!”
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