Grandma on a cruise.
Grandma replied, “O.C.? Voos is O.C.?”
The purser said, “O.C. is Outside Cabin.”
Grandma, needless to say, was delighted.
She then showed her ticket to the cabin boy, and he said, “Oh, I see that you also have B.I.B.”
“Voos is B.I.B.?” asked Grandma.
The cabin boy answered, “B.I.B. is Breakfast In Bed.”
“Oh!!!” she said, “My children and grandchildren are wonderful.”
Well, the next morning, bright and early, the staff came right into her room with trays of food for her breakfast in bed.
She said, “F.U.C.K”
Shocked, they said, “F.U.C.K? What do you mean F.U.C.K.?”
To which she replied, “Yes, F.U.C.K…. First U Could Knock!”
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I was on vacation in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines.
It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn’t sure how any of the machines operated.
“Excuse me.” I said to a casino employee. “How does this work?”
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