A Banker and a Dog.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him,
“The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.”
Wife wanted newspaper
Wife asks her husband to pass her a newspaper.
He replies, “Newspaper? Are you really that behind reality? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper? Here, take my iPad instead.”
The wife takes the iPad and uses it to hit a cockroach.
Her husband faints.
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